"Please provide me with any and all racks and LEDs that I may affix to my vehicle"

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 01/27/2020 at 14:13 • Filed to: None

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Yes, those are Punisher badges added to the fender next to the F-150 badges. 

UserNotFound > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:16

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Now t here’s a guy who knows where he’s headed.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:17

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How many aftermarket LEDs do you want?

Yes.

jimz > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:18

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“so that I may drive around with all of them on full brightness all the time.” 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 14:18

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To the mall, I bet. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:20

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When emo kids grow up. 

ttyymmnn > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:22

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Yes, those are Punisher badges added to the fender

Because of course they are.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:22

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When your conceal carry is a hand grenade

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:22

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It's so tough.

Chuckles > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:22

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Punisher badges?

CB > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 14:23

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To his probation officer's office after his last domestic assault?

Ash78, voting early and often > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:23

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To be honest -- I have never seem more BroDozers anywhere in my life than in Central MD and NOVA. I started calling them Mason-Dixheads :D

Textured Soy Protein > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 14:28

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Once you get closer in to the city like where I live, all the brodozers are Wranglers . There’s no room for full-size pickups, I guess . I saw a Ram 2500 in traffic yesterday and it dwarfed everything around it.

This pic however was by my office which is 5 miles farther out from the city than my house and in the intermediate brodozer transition zone where pickups start entering the mix.

Textured Soy Protein > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/27/2020 at 14:29

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He actually was picking up lunch at Cava .

Ash78, voting early and often > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:30

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Frederick is like “YEEHAW, Y’all better watch out I’m comin through!”

“Hey man, nice truck, where’d you get it?”

“Back home in Boston.”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:30

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Cop wannabe.

UserNotFound > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 14:32

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“Mason-Dixheads” I love that. Also, yes, now that you mention it, we do seem to have a high density of brodozers. I thought it was like that everywhere.

Ash78, voting early and often > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 14:36

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The irony for me was going up there a couple times a year from AL and seeing WAY more of them. My theory is that it’s an easy way to stand out and look tough in a bedroom community full of Prius and Corolla drivers :)

atfsgeoff > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:37

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This would look super awesome to 10 year old me.

Textured Soy Protein > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 14:39

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Frederick is certainly unique. 

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:44

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I feel pretty cheap confident saying my work F-150 probably spent more time in 4-low last week than that thing has in total, all without any extra lights or guards...

I suspect my 2wd personal F-150 has probably been to far more remote places, too.  Like ones where the distance to the nearest paved road is measured in hours.

UserNotFound > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/27/2020 at 14:47

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Yes, the lack of an actual winch on the giant winch bumper is indica tive of that destination, I agree.

UserNotFound > CB 01/27/2020 at 14:49

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Not enough punisher logos and none of these:

Tripper > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 14:56

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Central MD is unbelievable. There are sooooooooooooooooooo many. Most domestic dealers have them available pre-lifted and ready to roll some fuckin’ coal whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

My sister near Rock Hall, nice area but full of bro dozers and heroin.

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:57

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It won’t be fully tough as shit until they add some aftermarket wheels with fake exposed  fasteners.

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 14:58

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Fredneck.

Jim Spanfeller > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 14:59

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Textured Soy Protein > Sovande 01/27/2020 at 15:06

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I mean, yes, that’s what we snobby MoCo kids called it growing up. But at this point there’s just as many “MoCo is too expensive” refugees up there. Downtown Frederick is, dare I say, actually kinda cool.

ranwhenparked > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 15:15

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Come out to Kent Island, the poorly laid out and undersized strip mall parking lots are crawling with them.

Tripper > ttyymmnn 01/27/2020 at 15:31

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Yea I had no question there.

Tripper > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 01/27/2020 at 15:32

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Anytime I see a truck like this. I think something similar... “my little rwd ranger did more truck duty day one than this truck will ever do”

Nom De Plume > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 15:48

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Does this serve some functional purpose?

Obviously never seen these before and the mount is rather well made compared to most of the glue or bolt on JC Whitney fake junk.

UserNotFound > Nom De Plume 01/27/2020 at 15:53

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It makes the radio reception worse at the expense of looking more 2nd amendmenty and tacti-cool.

(It’s a stubby antenna)

Chinny Raccoon > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 01/27/2020 at 15:57

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My MR2 has seen more off road action than that thing.

Sovande > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 16:28

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We down to earth Alexandrians knew it didn’t matter what we called it since it was in Maryland and who cares about that state anyways?

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 01/27/2020 at 16:38

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Given that I go camping with my Honda Fit, I’m guessing my Fit might have spent more time offroad than this thing as well. You don’t need all that ‘tactical’ bullshit to go offroad

Stef Schrader > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 16:41

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Ha! That’s hilarious.

Stef Schrader > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 16:45

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T here’s a 99% chance that he doesn’t turn off those lights for oncoming traffic.

I would say that he’s the kind of dude who doesn’t turn ‘em off for night wheeling, but the lack of earned “pinstripes” and general tacticoolness of this says otherwise. Good candidate for r/mallninjashit , rhough.

Textured Soy Protein > Tripper 01/27/2020 at 16:51

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My parents have a vacation house out by St. Michael’s. My mom, who fancies herself as someone who understands the locals, claims that a full-sized pickup is an “Eastern Shore Limousine.” I have no idea if this term is in common usage on the Eastern Shore, or if exists only within my mom’s vocabulary.

Tripper > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2020 at 17:19

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Haha that is perfect! If it was an original of your mother’s its up to the rest of us to make it the industry standard.

Nom De Plume > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 18:03

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I kinda wondered after that. Thought all newer vehicles have it in the window or somewhere else carwash friendly.

Thanks, learn something new (to avoid contact with ) everyday.

Hamtractor > Textured Soy Protein 01/28/2020 at 10:18

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If he’d have taken  all that money he spent on racks and fender flares and badges and bigass winchless winch bumpers, and put it towards actual capability, he’d have had enough money to put a decent lift and tires on it, functional winch bumper WITH a winch, and a good sized bag of dicks to top it all off.